Eli Hart

Eli Hart has donated to the Red Cross for years, mainly due to not knowing how to cancel his direct debit. His acts of revolution are mainly about the local deli deciding to stop selling his favourite club sandwich and that people should stop using other people’s hoods as bookstands on the tube (this actually happened on a crowded tube; a woman rested her novel on a mans hood and he never found out)

Friends of Eli would regard him as “Lazy Left”; He agrees with a lot of left ideas but has never — and likely will never — make a sign.